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Force even trickier.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cobra-commander.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cobra commander</image:title><image:caption>In the age of pandemic, some critics believe Space Force uniforms should include a mask, such as the one shown here, to prevent the spread of COVID-19. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/220px-seal_of_the_united_states_space_force.svg_.png</image:loc><image:title>220px-Seal_of_the_United_States_Space_Force.svg</image:title><image:caption>Seal of Space Force, shown here, represents an agency that until the 2020 pandemic seemed to have a dubious 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election.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-03-24T23:16:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/10/22/black-superhero-mistaken-for-public-nuisance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/voltron-helmet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>voltron helmet</image:title><image:caption>Dwight D. Jacobs, also known as ‘Night Watch,’ wore this Voltron goalie helmet that was confiscated during his arrest. Jacobs’ mugshot, however, vanished from police files shortly after the vigilante’s escape from a Los Angeles jail.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-02-18T14:56:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2020/01/13/792/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/gone-at-midnight-cover-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Gone at Midnight cover art</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-17T15:16:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2020/01/05/a-i-inspired-family-feud-goes-to-supreme-court/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/ai-images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AI images</image:title><image:caption>Realistic facial images are just one of the many mystifying and life-like features of modern A.I. social media profiles. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/ai-arhitects-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>AI arhitects 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-05T13:37:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2019/12/18/love-letter-to-deep-state/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/watchmen-hbo-vs-movie-header.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Watchmen-HBO-vs-Movie-Header</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-20T03:15:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2019/10/24/mother-earth-has-same-rights-as-corporations-judge-rules/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/mother-earth-eye.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mother Earth eye</image:title><image:caption>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so says Mother Earth of all of her creations.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-18T13:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/01/28/good-news-scientists-say-trumps-wall-of-solar-panels-to-unite-the-world-against-climate-change/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/trumps-wall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trumps-wall</image:title><image:caption>An artist's conception of what Trump's wall once might have looked like had he not changed his mind about climate change.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/energy-renewable-lots-of-solar-panels-in-field.jpg</image:loc><image:title>energy-renewable-lots-of-solar-panels-in-field</image:title><image:caption>"The Fence for Our Future" is set to mend differences, create jobs. and save the environment -- all through drug money.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-12-09T02:29:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2019/11/02/youthful-angst-ignites-anti-righteous-rebellion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/dystopia-boy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dystopia Boy</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-11-02T02:58:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2019/07/25/getting-woke-with-insomnium-interview-with-scott-powers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/scott-powers-mug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Scott Powers mug</image:title><image:caption>Scott Powers, 2019</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/insomnium-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Insomnium movie poster</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-07-26T03:58:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2019-07-23T13:03:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2019/04/25/time-travel-agent-mass-migration-underway-to-the-past/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/modernpioneers2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>modernpioneers2</image:title><image:caption>This group of time travelers have their work cut out for them when they return to a rocky past.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/time-travel-pod.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time travel pod</image:title><image:caption>Trans-temporal pods such as the one shown here are used to ferry people and inanimate objects between centuries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/realsurvivalists.jpg</image:loc><image:title>realsurvivalists</image:title><image:caption>Survivalists such as these are taking their skills across the ages to avoid Doomsday.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-04-25T04:26:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2018/12/05/johnny-cab-to-compete-with-waymo-one-for-driverless-riders/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/johnnycab-total-recall.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>JohnnyCab-Total-Recall</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-07T14:49:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2018/09/28/master-plan-destroy-earth-kick-start-solar-economy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/jofb63dst5w5g4p0.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jofb63dst5w5g4p0</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/paul-chadeisson-03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>paul-chadeisson-03</image:title><image:caption>Cities in the sky, as conceived here by artist Paul Jacobsen, might save humanity from itself, according to the President's new "Terra Incognito," master plan to cope with a crumbling world.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-14T03:58:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2018/10/12/canadian-city-shaken-by-timequake/</loc><lastmod>2018-10-13T21:57:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/11/25/weather-forecast-calls-for-clear-skies-and-air-strikes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/stories-of-an-awkward-size-ebook-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stories Of An Awkward Size - eBook Cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-10-10T12:23:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2018/08/01/justice-in-the-mouths-of-lizards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/co-evolution-image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>co evolution image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-08-17T14:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2018/04/12/animal-activists-to-restore-worlds-natural-order-leaders-promise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/raccoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raccoon</image:title><image:caption>Com. Ralph claims to be more notorious than any other raccoon, even that guy who 'flies a spaceship.'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/raccoons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>raccoons</image:title><image:caption>Panda Trash Company reporting for duty outside someone's sliding glass door near Santa Clarita.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/rocket-raccoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocket raccoon</image:title><image:caption>Talking raccoons such as 'Rocket' from Guardians of the Galaxy are becoming commonplace thanks to new technology that makes inter-species communication possible.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-04-12T13:18:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2018/03/26/prophetic-sci-fi-writer-remains-unknown-for-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/56743f37-37d7-4ce1-a2b1-16cf4776e246.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>56743F37-37D7-4CE1-A2B1-16CF4776E246</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-03-26T22:10:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2018/02/16/national-school-strike-takes-aim-at-assault-rifles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/pizzagate-protest-outside-white-house-washington-dc-pedogate-m26317.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>The national strike that ended with a ban on assault rifles started with students ditching class in fear of their lives last week.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/black-and-white-protests.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Protests are nothing new for Washington, as this Vietnam-era photo shows, but last week's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/butterfly-vest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butterfly vest</image:title><image:caption>An artist's concept of the 'Thoughts &amp; Prayers' vest students could wear to help protect them during school attacks.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/what-should-we-do.jpg</image:loc><image:title>what should we do</image:title><image:caption>A popular meme that spread through social media in the wake of the latest school shooting, perpetrated by a white teenager.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/disarming.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>Gun rights advocates protested the protests last week, showing many Americans still have mixed feelings about the regulation of firearms. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/nra-terrorists.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NRA terrorists</image:title><image:caption>A woman protests what she believes to be a major source of gun violence in the United States.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-18T19:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2018/01/25/gods-message-heard-loud-and-clear-scientists-say/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/slide-12-creator-god.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Oxygen Volume 14</image:title><image:caption>The hand of God works in mysteries ways, but not for long, according to some researchers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/eye-of-god-space.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eye-of-god-space</image:title><image:caption>An artist's rendering of the eye of God, who might soon be easier to hear than see, thanks to science.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-02-17T17:04:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/01/19/cyber-attack-prompts-beer-shortage-panic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/beer-5-cropped-350x350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BEER-5-cropped--350x350</image:title><image:caption>Is the glass half-empty, or full? Beer drinkers ponder the fate of their favorite drink.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-12-19T17:45:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/10/02/news-flash-russians-never-stopped-fighting-cold-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/red-dawn-1984.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Red-Dawn-1984</image:title><image:caption>Red Dawn, 1984, was a hit action movie for the young Cold War crowd.  A newer version released in 2012 enjoyed similar fanfare. proof, in Hollywood at least, some story lines never get old. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/trump-russian-meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trump Russian meme</image:title><image:caption>Some Americans are concerned that President Trump, in connection with the Russians or not, is making Americans look bad.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/putin-in-pink.jpg</image:loc><image:title>putin in pink</image:title><image:caption>Russian President Vladimir Putin plays off accusations of Russian meddling in American affairs through social media.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/trump-head-on-russia.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trump head on russia</image:title><image:caption>Concerns about the President Trumps ties to Russia have haunted his administration since his election.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-03T00:52:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/08/21/bizdic-helps-new-employees-navigate-cold-hostile-unintelligible-work-environment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/corporate-meting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>corporate meeting</image:title><image:caption>Corporate employees, such as those depicted here, will be more productive and less confused if they can use the translation app Bizdic while on the clock, according to experts.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-09-17T00:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/08/28/zombie-apocalypse-delayed-due-to-scientists-renewed-faith-in-humanity/</loc><lastmod>2017-09-06T22:49:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/08/08/little-black-dot-sends-annoying-foes-to-multiverse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/littleblackdot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>littleblackdot</image:title><image:caption>The Little Black Dot, shown here, can remove undesirables from your reality for only $39.99.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/interdimensional-portal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>interdimensional portal</image:title><image:caption>Travel to alternate realities will soon be possible, at least for assholes, thanks to Cryoband's Little Black Dot.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-08-11T01:09:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/07/25/moderate-politics-pulverized-by-liberators/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/rol-front-cover-e1487991398939.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rol-front-cover</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-27T04:49:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/07/26/do-sci-fi-nerds-dream-of-electric-deckards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/decker-blade-runner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Decker blade runner</image:title><image:caption>Can Deckard save the world from terrorist replicants? Tune in this fall to find out.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/blade-runnings-600x8891.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Blade-Runnings-600x889</image:title><image:caption>Movie poster for the upcoming Blade Runnings 2049 to be released in October.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-26T15:51:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/09/03/fountain-of-youth-other-wonders-revealed-in-new-novel/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/thumbnail_6x9_syl_bookart_cover-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thumbnail_6x9_SYL_BookArt_Cover (1)</image:title><image:caption>In this new novel, Eco-Socialists call the shots in California, gravity turns against itself, and other oddities are revealed.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/syl-front-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SYL front cover</image:title><image:caption>In Ryan Hyatt's new novel, gravity turns against itself, as well as other oddities.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-07-12T06:46:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/06/20/sixth-estate-to-target-u-s-policy-fake-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/wage-slave-small.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wage-slave-small</image:title><image:caption>The name tag an education advocate recently used to identify himself at a conference on school choice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/sixth-estate-art.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sixth estate art</image:title><image:caption>The Sixth Estate, envisioned here, would be a publication that aims to re-organize the previous estates destroyed by the digital age.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/sixth-estate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sixth estate</image:title><image:caption>An artistic interpretation of the five estates, which the sixth would seek to rectify, according to proponents.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/students_wikipedia1-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>students_wikipedia1 (1)</image:title><image:caption>The future of education and its purpose is one that The Sixth Estate interim director Erica Simone hopes the publication investigates.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/cop-helping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cop helping</image:title><image:caption>Viral videos depicting police abuse, or even this one showing an officer changing a woman's tire, often galvanize the public's emotions but lack context or the statistical  information necessary to help the public really understand the scope of a problem, according to some experts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/voter-fruad-1250x650.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Voter-Fruad-1250x650</image:title><image:caption>While individual cases of voter fraud are against the law and sometimes happen, the investigation into the wide-scale tampering of the 2016 presidential election by Russia continues, an example of the extent of cyber-crime now possible in the digital age.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-20T15:21:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/06/17/scientists-implicated-in-vast-conspiracy-to-provide-cleaner-air-water-and-soil/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/pollution.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pollution</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/space-junk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>space-junk</image:title><image:caption>Not even space is safe from reckless human activity, as this artist illustrates with his depiction of the fast-moving junk that orbits the Earth and is becoming an increasing source of danger, destroying satellites and threatening space missions.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/deforestation-causes-hi_104236.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deforestation-causes-HI_104236</image:title><image:caption>A treeless forest in the  former Amazon 'jungle' highlights the perils of unfettered human economic activity in once-natural sanctuaries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/great-pacific-garbage-patch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>great pacific garbage patch</image:title><image:caption>A man wades in his kayak through the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, also known as the Pacific trash vortex, a gyre of marine debris and plastic particles discovered in the 1980s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/polar-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>polar bear</image:title><image:caption>A polar bear contemplates its fate on a receding sheet of ice, another victim of global warming, according to 97 percent of the world's scientists.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-17T16:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/05/25/i-remember-you-says-concert-hopping-time-traveler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/moreconcertfun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moreconcertfun</image:title><image:caption>Concert-hopping time traveler Marshall Melvin managed to see a lifetime's worth of live musical performances in a week.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/concert-fun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>concert fun</image:title><image:caption>Concert-hopping time traveler Marshall Melvin managed to see a lifetime's worth of live musical performances in a week.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-25T13:26:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/10/02/the-martians-fooled-us-astronomer-says/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/martianlandscape.jpg</image:loc><image:title>martianlandscape</image:title><image:caption>The view we are more likely to see on Mars, according to one stargazer.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-05-14T04:12:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2017/04/03/attitude-adjusters-promise-to-make-owners-lives-better/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/a-team-attitude-adjusters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>A-Team Attitude Adjusters</image:title><image:caption>Famous Attitude Adjusters, such as the A-Team, are now available as walking and talking bobbleheads to give down-and-out Americans advice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/mr-t-bobblehead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr T bobblehead</image:title><image:caption>The Mr. T Attitude Adjuster, as shown here, is one of several AI-based life coaches now for sell through Rocket &amp; Gamble.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/poppies.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>poppies</image:title><image:caption>Fields of orange poppies, part of a super bloom, are available to appreciate for a short time at select locales in Southern California. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-04-03T19:11:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/11/15/empathy-technology-to-vet-presidential-candidates-in-2020/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/government-lies-truth1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>government-lies-truth</image:title><image:caption>This picture reveals the truth many Americans feel is hidden within their political system, which some say might change with the advent of empathy technology.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/abandoned-main-street.jpg</image:loc><image:title>abandoned-main-street</image:title><image:caption>An abandoned street in the Rust Belt has not seen the better days Trump promised residents in 2016.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/california-republic-protestor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>california-republic-protestor</image:title><image:caption>A protestor marches in favor of California seceding from the Union. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/brainfire.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brainfire</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-01-15T19:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/10/20/device-gives-users-more-time-to-explore-virtual-reality/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/lucid-dreaming-astronaut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lucid-dreaming-astronaut</image:title><image:caption>The possibilities of where one might travel, and with whom, seem endless using ShareTime.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/file.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>file</image:title><image:caption>ShareTime hardware emanates a pulse that puts users into REM sleep and allows them to traverse cyberspace in a 'timeless' state.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tumblr_mdrebon0zk1rofwkio1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_mdrebon0zk1rofwkio1_1280</image:title><image:caption>An artist's rendering of the mind on ShareTime/tumblr_mdrebon0Zk1rofwkio1_1280. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-11-15T00:11:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/09/30/personal-computers-to-become-a-lot-more-personal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nanite-bloodstream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nanite bloodstream</image:title><image:caption>Nanites circulating through the bloodstream</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/nanite.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nanite</image:title><image:caption>Design schematic of an Install nanite</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-20T12:14:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/08/25/writer-offers-sneak-peek-at-alien-covenant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/prometheus15meme.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prometheus15meme</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fac23-alien-danny-mcbride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fac23-alien-danny-mcbride</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/engineer-from-prometheus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>engineer-from-prometheus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-25T13:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/08/10/alien-abduction-might-be-the-least-of-our-woes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/fa_thefiltertrap.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FA_TheFilterTrap</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-15T01:08:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/02/20/experts-warn-radicals-may-become-weaponized/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/radicals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Radicals</image:title><image:caption>Tech blogger Chuck Shaw tries on a pair of Radicals and describes them as 'cool.'</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-18T16:24:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/03/12/witnesses-say-vigilante-is-superhero-not-murderer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/spring-break.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spring break</image:title><image:caption>Spring break flings aren't always what they seem, according to some revelers.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/before-watchmen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>before-watchmen</image:title><image:caption>A film poster depicts has-been superheroes featured in The Watchmen.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-22T04:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/06/07/alien-investigators-earth-is-ripe-for-invasion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/macross-attack_small.gif</image:loc><image:title>macross-attack_small</image:title><image:caption>The SDF-1 transformed into a fear-inspiring mecha.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sdf-1_macross_cruiser.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SDF-1_Macross_cruiser</image:title><image:caption>The Super Dimension Fortress One (SDF-1), envisioned in Robotech, flying in cruiser mode.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/sdf1takaniyoshiyuki.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sdf1takaniyoshiyuki</image:title><image:caption>The SDF-1 transformed into a fear-inspiring mecha.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jessemarcelsr1roswell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>JesseMarcelSr1roswell</image:title><image:caption>Major Jesse Marcel is believed to have helped clear the wreckage of an alleged alien ship that crashed landed in Roswell, New Mexico, in 1947. Here, Marcel displays the remnants of a weather balloon he claimed was found at a press conference following the incident. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-07T05:38:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/05/30/time-travelers-boring-message-about-future-bums-sci-fi-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/time-traveler.jpg</image:loc><image:title>time traveler</image:title><image:caption>A photographic image of the time traveler, Jeremy Su, enhanced by a sci-fi fan for artistic purposes. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-03T13:43:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/05/10/our-computer-overlords-may-not-save-us/</loc><lastmod>2016-05-10T12:06:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/03/15/x-wing-tie-fighter-drones-compete-for-suburban-air-supremacy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tie-fighter-drone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TIE fighter drone</image:title><image:caption>Amanda Schulz's TIE fighter drone proves victorious at the Star Flight Tournament</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/tie-fighter-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tie fighter 2</image:title><image:caption>Amanda Schulz's TIE fighter done, winner of this year's singles competition.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/millenium-falcon-drone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>millenium falcon drone</image:title><image:caption>Rose's Millennium Falcon drone prepares for battle.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2024-05-15T22:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/02/28/annoyed-internet-users-struggle-to-manage-passwords/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/password_606-11387690.jpg</image:loc><image:title>password_606-11387690</image:title><image:caption>Internet users agree tracking passwords can be a tricky business.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-07T00:09:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/03/01/alleged-murderer-rift-in-space-time-continuum-makes-villains-disappear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/black-hole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black-hole</image:title><image:caption>A rift in the space-time continuum, as one artist conceives, might look quite different in practice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/rift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rift</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/09222008thermalimage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>09222008ThermalImage</image:title><image:caption>This infrared image was taken by investigators of the outside of Ishikawa's home.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/quote-i-never-trust-a-man-that-doesn-t-drink-john-wayne-63-55-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quote-i-never-trust-a-man-that-doesn-t-drink-john-wayne-63-55-32</image:title><image:caption>The placard that hangs near Ishikawa's bar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/saloon-bar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>saloon bar</image:title><image:caption>Shown is Ishikawa's saloon-style bar, supposed scene of the crime.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-05T18:09:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/03/03/docs-advice-to-nts-patients-get-a-non-virtual-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/them-two.jpg</image:loc><image:title>them two</image:title><image:caption>Technology can bring out the best and worst in us, according to experts.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/yoga-class.png</image:loc><image:title>yoga class</image:title><image:caption>Yoga is one activity n which NTS patients participate at Healthy Mind, a rehab facility for tech junkies. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-04T01:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/02/05/guest-commentary-business-as-usual-amid-unusual-gas-leak/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_0830-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0830 (3)</image:title><image:caption>A local newspaper pokes fun at those 'inhaling the gas' and listening to public relations 'clowns' regarding the leak.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/anigif_optimized-1585-1452119728-9.gif</image:loc><image:title>anigif_optimized-1585-1452119728-9</image:title><image:caption>An infrared view of the methane gas leak. (buzzfeed.com) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/img_0830.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0830</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-28T18:05:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2016/02/08/limo-driver-mistakes-synced-ads-for-singularity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/the-mind-as-computer-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the mind as computer 2</image:title><image:caption>'The mind as a computer' ushers major debate to this day over the nature of consciousness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/illuminati-seal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>illuminati-seal</image:title><image:caption>The eye of the pyramid, seen here on  the dollar bill, is often interpreted as a symbol of the Illuminati.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-11T04:05:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/12/06/guest-commentary-smart-phones-are-making-students-stupid/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/night-sky-aurora.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>night sky aurora</image:title><image:caption>A view of the universe that is available to those willing to lift their heads from their phones. (Dave Morrow)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the_universe_is_in_us_by_t_abroudj-d3gzio1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the_universe_is_in_us_by_t_abroudj-d3gzio1</image:title><image:caption>"The Universe Is in Us," by t-abroadj, depicts a view of the cosmos in which the human mind plays an intimate part.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-11T03:57:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/10/09/nasty-spray-keeps-the-creeps-away/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/fave-ass-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fave ass 3</image:title><image:caption>Sara Atahl walks to work at sunset with a super-sized bottle of Get Off My Ass!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-10T05:36:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/10/15/sexual-reproduction-activists-seek-ban-on-artificial-womb/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cloning1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cloning1</image:title><image:caption>The artificial womb may facilitate human replication, as occurred with these quintuplets through in vitro fertilization.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-22T18:58:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/11/11/no-gas-taxation-without-representation-say-eco-socialists/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/liberty_protest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>liberty_protest</image:title><image:caption>A replica of Lady Liberty's head was hoisted onto a San Francisco freeway Monday to protest American energy policy. (Thibaud Baiguini) </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/united-states-energy-consumption.png</image:loc><image:title>United States Energy Consumption</image:title><image:caption>More than 80 percent of American energy continues to come from fossil fuels, despite its impact to humans and the environment.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-10T05:23:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/10/06/long-awaited-ai-directed-horror-film-full-of-zombie-cliches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/future-dead-illustration.png</image:loc><image:title>future dead illustration</image:title><image:caption>Moviegoers gather to watch The Future Dead. (Ben Anders)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-06T13:08:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/09/09/congress-oks-political-fist-fighting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/people-men-fight-challenge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>people-men-fight-challenge</image:title><image:caption>As a result of the new ‘Boxing Bill,’ members of Congress are authorized to use force on each other, as depicted in this mixed martial arts match, to determine the fate of proposed laws (skitterphoto.com).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-05T13:23:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/09/14/new-app-to-end-reign-of-internet-lies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bs-app-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BS app pic</image:title><image:caption>Author Ryan Hyatt scans an excellent review from The La-La Lander of his first science fiction novel, Stay Younger Longer, using the BS app. The results showed the review was about 80 percent true, 20 percent bullshit.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/bs-app.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BS app</image:title><image:caption>Logo of the new BS app, created by Bold Face, Inc.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-05T13:22:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com/2015/09/03/anti-gravity-technology-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://thelalalander.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/antigravity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>antigravity</image:title><image:caption>Flying cars, such as this one envisioned in Back to the Future, might soon be possible thanks to new anti-gravity technology.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-12-23T13:37:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://thelalalander.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-12-11T12:44:40+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
