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• Animal activists to restore world’s ‘natural order,’ leaders promise

  By Editor on April 12, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES  – We ate their ribs for pleasure, tied their testicles so they cannot reproduce, and turned their natural habitats into concrete wastelands, and this week animals around the planet said they are fed up with the destruction people have… Read More ›

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• National school strike takes aim at assault rifles

  By Editor on February 16, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON – The millions of American students, teachers and parents who took to the streets this week and forced a national economic shutdown as part of the #neveragain movement said they are optimistic legislation passed by Congress to ban the… Read More ›

• NEWS FLASH: Russians ‘never stopped fighting’ Cold War

  By Editor on October 2, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES – Decades after the global standoff between capitalism and communism ended with the collapse of the Soviet Union and the ascension of the United States as the world’s greatest superpower, Americans recently have come to suspect theirs was… Read More ›

• ‘Bizdic’ helps new employees navigate ‘cold, hostile, unintelligible’ work environment

  By Editor on August 21, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  DOWNTOWN – A new app that translates the often obfuscating jargon used in the business world has shown promise of making new careers at large corporations more manageable for recruits, who often report being overwhelmed by the ‘asinine terminology’ used… Read More ›

• ‘Little Black Dot’ sends annoying foes to multiverse

  By Editor on August 8, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  CENTURY CITY – A company that specializes in particle physics announced this week that it has created a device that sends troublesome people on a permanent vacation to another dimension to live out the rest of their unpleasant lives, never… Read More ›

• Do sci-fi nerds dream of electric Deckards?

  By Editor on July 26, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Blade Runnings 2049, a Disney production starring digitally resurrected John Candy and (careerily resurrected) Douglas E. Douglas as coaches for a misfit replicant bobsled team from Jamaica competing in the 2050 Olympic trials, will grace theaters this October. Our old… Read More ›

• Moderate politics pulverized by ‘Liberators’

  By Editor on July 25, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  Review: Rise of the Liberators Ryan Hyatt, 262 pages Rise of the Liberators is a kind of prequel to Hyatt’s recent Stay Younger Longer. I say ‘kind of’ because it’s more establishing the world that SYL occurs in more than… Read More ›

• ‘Sixth Estate’ to target U.S. policy, fake news

  By Editor on June 20, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES — A non-profit organization seeks to circumvent traditional and digital news outlets by providing in-depth, comprehensive reporting on hot-button issues in which opinions are plentiful, but evidence supporting such views is not always readily available. The Sixth Estate… Read More ›

• Scientists implicated in vast conspiracy to provide cleaner air, water and soil

  By Editor on June 17, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  SEATTLE – A group of civic-minded billionaires revealed in a report published today that a widespread scheme has been perpetuated by scientists for decades to mislead members of the public into believing that their economic activity is causing irreparable harm… Read More ›

• ‘I remember you,’ says concert-hopping time traveler

  By Editor on May 25, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES – A 40-year-old single man who had been reported missing for a week emerged from his bedroom closet this morning and announced to concerned family, friends and members of his online community that he has safely returned from… Read More ›

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