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• Scientists implicated in vast conspiracy to provide cleaner air, water and soil

  By Editor on June 17, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  SEATTLE – A group of civic-minded billionaires revealed in a report published today that a widespread scheme has been perpetuated by scientists for decades to mislead members of the public into believing that their economic activity is causing irreparable harm… Read More ›

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• ‘I remember you,’ says concert-hopping time traveler

  By Editor on May 25, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES – A 40-year-old single man who had been reported missing for a week emerged from his bedroom closet this morning and announced to concerned family, friends and members of his online community that he has safely returned from… Read More ›

• ‘Attitude Adjusters’ promise to make owners’ lives better

  By Editor on April 3, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  LANCASTER – A rare super bloom of wild poppies following record winter rains prompted tens of thousands of motorists to converge on a strip of desert hills an hour north of Los Angeles over the weekend to gaze at fields… Read More ›

• Good news, scientists say: Trump’s ‘wall’ of solar panels to unite the world against climate change

  By Editor on January 28, 2017 • ( 0 )

  

  TUCSON – Scientists gathered Friday for the groundbreaking of a wall being built on the United States border with Mexico that they said will be made of solar panels and will offset rising levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere… Read More ›

• Empathy tech to vet presidential candidates in 2020

  By Editor on November 15, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  SILICON BEACH – Voters heading to the polls to elect the next President of the United States will have the opportunity to preview the honesty and integrity of candidates, thanks to a breakthrough in empathy technology that allows users to… Read More ›

• Device gives users ‘more time’ to explore virtual reality

  By Editor on October 20, 2016 • ( 2 )

  

  SILICON BEACH — The hours people spend playing video games, scrolling through social media posts and reading articles online soon will dramatically decrease, thanks to a product launched this week that allows users to explore virtual reality in a ‘state… Read More ›

• ‘Zombie apocalypse’ delayed due to scientist’s renewed faith in humanity

  By Editor on August 28, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  SAUSALITO – The extinction of the species Homo Sapiens on Earth and its replacement with a world inhabited by mindless monsters will be postponed for another year, thanks to one scientist’s restored confidence in people. Cornelius Drake, 49, chief executive officer… Read More ›

• Writer offers sneak peek at Alien: Covenant

  By Editor on August 25, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Acheron Bound and Down: The Obvious and Disappointing Plot of Alien: Covenant   The wheels have slowly been turning for some time to make it easier to guess the plotline of the sequel to Ridley Scott’s 2012 Alien prequel Prometheus…. Read More ›

• Alien abduction might be the least of our woes

  By Editor on August 10, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  Review: Filter Trap A.L. Lorentz, 457 pages All of us have been abducted by aliens. I know that might sound scary, or weird, or both, but that’s just the beginning of the story I’m about to share with you. A.L…. Read More ›

• ‘Six Million Dollar Man’ reboot to be called ‘Six Billion Dollar Gender-Neutral Person’

  By Editor on July 8, 2016 • ( 0 )

  

  BURBANK – Plans to remake a popular science fiction show from the 1970s called The Six Million Dollar Man and rename it The Six Billion Dollar Gender-Neutral Person prompted public backlash this week after television viewers intended for the broadcast… Read More ›

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