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• Time-travel agent: Mass migration underway to the past

  By Editor on April 25, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES – The number of Americans signing up for one-way trips to an idealized past surged in April, leaving experts in the time-travel industry to suspect that citizens are becoming concerned not only with the present, but also the… Read More ›

• ‘Angry white male’ destroys sex bot warehouse in ‘explosive rage’

  By Editor on January 5, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  CHATSWORTH – An unsatisfied customer who claims he was sexually-deprived by a synthetic prostitute kicked off the New Year by laying waste to an industrial warehouse that stores the made-to-order bots after he was denied opportunity to ‘pop a load’… Read More ›

• Johnny Cab to compete with Waymo One for driverless riders

  By Editor on December 5, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  PHOENIX — Recent breakthroughs in transportation services might soon take a turn for the bizarre after representatives from Johnny Cab, Inc., confirmed this week their company will compete with Waymo One for a share of the emerging driverless taxi market…. Read More ›

• Canadian city shaken by timequake

  By Editor on October 12, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Book Review: I Ain’t Got No Home In This World Anymore Mike Sauve, Montag Press, 192 pages There is perhaps no greater trope used in science fiction than time travel, and there is perhaps no greater reason for traveling in… Read More ›

• Master plan: Destroy Earth, kick-start ‘solar economy’

  By Editor on September 28, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

    WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump declared his hopes today of transforming Earth into an inhospitable wasteland to trigger an economic boom that will migrate life of the home planet of humans to other worlds. The announcement came Friday at… Read More ›

• Justice in the mouths of lizards

  By Editor on August 1, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Book Review: Co-Evolution, Food Chain Wars Vol. 1 Arthur Weissmann There is a primal rage that exists within many of us that desires a special kind of hell for those hard-core criminals who commit rape, molestation, and murder, and while… Read More ›

• Animal activists to restore world’s ‘natural order,’ leaders promise

  By Editor on April 12, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES  – We ate their ribs for pleasure, tied their testicles so they cannot reproduce, and turned their natural habitats into concrete wastelands, and this week animals around the planet said they are fed up with the destruction people have… Read More ›

• Prophetic sci-fi writer remains unknown, for now

  By Editor on March 26, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Book Review: Dead Monkeys A.L. Lorentz Once in a generation a science fiction novel is released for public consumption that is so visionary in premise and so masterfully written that it is immediately embraced by the masses and becomes an… Read More ›

• National school strike takes aim at assault rifles

  By Editor on February 16, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  WASHINGTON – The millions of American students, teachers and parents who took to the streets this week and forced a national economic shutdown as part of the #neveragain movement said they are optimistic legislation passed by Congress to ban the… Read More ›

• God’s message heard ‘loud and clear,’ scientists say

  By Editor on January 25, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  MOUNTAIN VIEW – Scientists claim to have detected radio signals sent from deep space that provide personal messages from a source that calls itself the ‘Creator of the Universe,’ raising long-held questions – and now maybe answers – about the… Read More ›

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