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• Love Letter to Deep State

  By Editor on December 18, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Love Letter to Deep State: A Review of Watchmen in Verse By Ryan Hyatt When I was a boy, you took pains to include me in overnights reading Watchmen, playing Rush’n Attack, Axis & Allies, Supremacy: Sipping Dr. Pepper and munching Twizzlers… Read More ›

• Youthful angst ignites ‘anti-righteous’ rebellion

  By Editor on November 2, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Book Review: Dystopia Boy Trevor Richardson, Montag Press, 558 pages In Dystopia Boy, the coming-of-age charm of Stand By Me meets the cyberpunk possibilities of The Matrix to create a near-future, rock ‘n’ roll-inspired ride through a neglected American heartland… Read More ›

• ‘Mother’ Earth has same rights as corporations, judge rules

  By Editor on October 24, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  SAN FRANCISCO – In a landmark case, a federal court decided today that the third planet from the sun has the same legal protections as the corporations that profit off it. The plaintiffs in the case – a group of… Read More ›

• Entrepreneur: ‘chlorophyll skin’ to solve climate crisis ‘without the fuss’

  By Editor on July 28, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES – An entrepreneur striving to resolve human-caused climate change — while making sure minimal sacrifice is required to human way of life – announced this week that his lab has manufactured the first carbon dioxide eating dermis, which… Read More ›

• Getting woke with ‘Insomnium:’ Interview with Scott Powers

  By Editor on July 25, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  Shortly after high school graduation, in the summer of 1995, Scott Powers and a few friends of mine borrowed a van and picked me up on the way from Chicago, Illinois to take a cross-country trip to Lake Mammoth, California…. Read More ›

• Time-travel agent: Mass migration underway to the past

  By Editor on April 25, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  LOS ANGELES – The number of Americans signing up for one-way trips to an idealized past surged in April, leaving experts in the time-travel industry to suspect that citizens are becoming concerned not only with the present, but also the… Read More ›

• ‘Angry white male’ destroys sex bot warehouse in ‘explosive rage’

  By Editor on January 5, 2019 • ( 0 )

  

  CHATSWORTH – An unsatisfied customer who claims he was sexually-deprived by a synthetic prostitute kicked off the New Year by laying waste to an industrial warehouse that stores the made-to-order bots after he was denied opportunity to ‘pop a load’… Read More ›

• Johnny Cab to compete with Waymo One for driverless riders

  By Editor on December 5, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  PHOENIX — Recent breakthroughs in transportation services might soon take a turn for the bizarre after representatives from Johnny Cab, Inc., confirmed this week their company will compete with Waymo One for a share of the emerging driverless taxi market…. Read More ›

• Canadian city shaken by timequake

  By Editor on October 12, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  Book Review: I Ain’t Got No Home In This World Anymore Mike Sauve, Montag Press, 192 pages There is perhaps no greater trope used in science fiction than time travel, and there is perhaps no greater reason for traveling in… Read More ›

• Master plan: Destroy Earth, kick-start ‘solar economy’

  By Editor on September 28, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

    WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump declared his hopes today of transforming Earth into an inhospitable wasteland to trigger an economic boom that will migrate life of the home planet of humans to other worlds. The announcement came Friday at… Read More ›

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