LOS ANGELES – An entrepreneur striving to resolve human-caused climate change — while making sure minimal sacrifice is required to human way of life – announced this week that his lab has manufactured the first carbon dioxide eating dermis, which… Read More ›
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump declared his hopes today of transforming Earth into an inhospitable wasteland to trigger an economic boom that will migrate life of the home planet of humans to other worlds. The announcement came Friday at… Read More ›
LOS ANGELES – We ate their ribs for pleasure, tied their testicles so they cannot reproduce, and turned their natural habitats into concrete wastelands, and this week animals around the planet said they are fed up with the destruction people have… Read More ›
SEATTLE – A group of civic-minded billionaires revealed in a report published today that a widespread scheme has been perpetuated by scientists for decades to mislead members of the public into believing that their economic activity is causing irreparable harm… Read More ›
TUCSON – Scientists gathered Friday for the groundbreaking of a wall being built on the United States border with Mexico that they said will be made of solar panels and offset rising levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere that… Read More ›
SAUSALITO – The extinction of the species Homo Sapiens on Earth and its replacement with a world inhabited by mindless monsters will be postponed for another year, thanks to one scientist’s restored confidence in people. Cornelius Drake, 49, chief executive officer… Read More ›
SAN FRANCISCO – A group of astronomers, academics and engineers who defied their governments by working together secretly for years announced Tuesday they have conclusive evidence that an alien invasion of Earth is imminent and that drastic steps need to… Read More ›
As a resident who both lives and works in Granada Hills within miles of the Aliso Canyon/Porter Ranch methane gas leak, I am concerned about the general lack of appreciation for and comprehensive response to this disaster and the damage… Read More ›
Recently my American Literature high school students studied plot reversals, the unexpected twists that occur in fiction. We read and analyzed “Solipsist,” a one-page story published in 1954 by Fredric Brown. In the story, a character named Walter B. Jehovah… Read More ›
CITY HALL – Parents, do you find raising a child to be a little testy? Local government feels your job ought to be and will soon assess your skills before you are allowed to join the ranks of the… Read More ›
