CHATSWORTH – An unsatisfied customer who claims he was sexually-deprived by a synthetic prostitute kicked off the New Year by laying waste to an industrial warehouse that stores the made-to-order bots after he was denied opportunity to ‘pop a load’… Read More ›
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Johnny Cab to compete with Waymo One for driverless riders
PHOENIX — Recent breakthroughs in transportation services might soon take a turn for the bizarre after representatives from Johnny Cab, Inc., confirmed this week their company will compete with Waymo One for a share of the emerging driverless taxi market…. Read More ›
Canadian city shaken by timequake
Book Review: I Ain’t Got No Home In This World Anymore Mike Sauve, Montag Press, 192 pages There is perhaps no greater trope used in science fiction than time travel, and there is perhaps no greater reason for traveling in… Read More ›
Master plan: Destroy Earth, kick-start ‘solar economy’
WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump declared his hopes today of transforming Earth into an inhospitable wasteland to trigger an economic boom that will migrate life of the home planet of humans to other worlds. The announcement came Friday at… Read More ›
Justice in the mouths of lizards
Book Review: Co-Evolution, Food Chain Wars Vol. 1 Arthur Weissmann There is a primal rage that exists within many of us that desires a special kind of hell for those hard-core criminals who commit rape, molestation, and murder, and while… Read More ›
Animal activists to restore world’s ‘natural order,’ leaders promise
LOS ANGELES – We ate their ribs for pleasure, tied their testicles so they cannot reproduce, and turned their natural habitats into concrete wastelands, and this week animals around the planet said they are fed up with the destruction people have… Read More ›
National school strike takes aim at assault rifles
WASHINGTON – The millions of American students, teachers and parents who took to the streets this week and forced a national economic shutdown as part of the #neveragain movement said they are optimistic legislation passed by Congress to ban the… Read More ›
God’s message heard ‘loud and clear,’ scientists say
MOUNTAIN VIEW – Scientists claim to have detected radio signals sent from deep space that provide personal messages from a source that calls itself the ‘Creator of the Universe,’ raising long-held questions – and now maybe answers – about the… Read More ›
Weather forecast calls for clear skies and air strikes
Book Review: Stories Of An Awkward Size Jonathan Swords-Holdsworth, 313 pages Good science fiction is thought-provoking. It makes us reconsider our place in the world in ways that is often dramatic and unsettling. Unlike mysteries or romances, genres built around… Read More ›
NEWS FLASH: Russians ‘never stopped fighting’ Cold War
LOS ANGELES – Decades after the global standoff between capitalism and communism ended with the collapse of the Soviet Union and the ascension of the United States as the world’s greatest superpower, Americans recently have come to suspect theirs was… Read More ›