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I tell stories about your future.
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‘The Martians fooled us,’ astronomer says
TUCSON – Mars is an ideal world for human habitation, but the Martians are conspiring to keep this secret from Earthlings, according to one stargazer who claims to have done significant research on the Red Planet. “For years, Martians have… Read More ›
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Personal computers to become a lot more personal
SAN FRANCISCO – Electronic hardware such as phones, laptops, and the personal computer soon may become obsolete, thanks to new technology that augments the brain’s natural computational abilities and makes external devices no longer necessary for people to tap into… Read More ›
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New app to end ‘Reign of Internet lies’
SILICON BEACH – The war for truth gained an ally this week with the announcement that a new ‘bullshit detector’ has been developed to verify claims posted on the Internet. Representatives from Bold Face, Inc., said the software application, coyly… Read More ›
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Congress OKs political fist fighting
WASHINGTON – The ongoing political gridlock here might finally ease, thanks to a new law that allows legislators to settle their differences using fists, not words. The Senate approved a measure (80-20) on Tuesday that authorizes members of Congress… Read More ›
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Anti-gravity technology revealed
PASADENA – A group of scientists claim they have discovered anti-gravity technology that may one day revolutionize everyday life. Research engineers at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory published a study Wednesday in the Journal of Aeronautics and Aerospace Engineering illustrating an… Read More ›